Thursday 21 February 2013

Gangland Carrot and Master Brocolli

What do you do when you find a carrot with a nose in your fridge? Make it into a Gangland Casino Boss of course!
 It's unconfirmed but I believe he only has one side to his moustache as a result of a particularly vicious fight in his youth where the other side had to be sacrificed to ensure escape...it has never grown since!
And once you get the taste for this vegetable embellishment...move on to Master Brocolli of the Brassica Dojo.

He is a vegetable of peace and wisdom who can teach you the ancient ways to combat sickness and fatigue using the path of wisdom
called 5 a day.

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